Scrabble R&B

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I’m sick of people hatin’ on my hobbies

Scrabble ain’t for old people,

It’s for people that’s smart.

--for people that’s smart—

Not everyone that plays is a big fat nerd,

So haters, you can’t shut up.

It’s a complicated game

that can get really messy

--it’ll get messy—

if you block my word

trust me, mofo, Im gonna get really testy

I like to place those letters

So as to maximize my score

--uh huh, ok—

you’re good, but baby I’m better

I got a triple word score

--uh huh, in yo face--

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Hey, Baby.
I hope you're listening to this
'cuz I'm gonna read you my Christmas list.
I want some running socks
candy canes
and a puppy.
But not those sick red and white candy canes, no.
I don't like them,
I like the green ones.

Toaster Bullshit

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Oh my god.
What the hell is going on?
The toaster's broken
and it's the end of the world
in terms of my morning toast.
Fuck this bullshit.

Aaron Rodgers' Beard

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I'm watchin' the Packers
play the Ravens
and it's real sweet cuz' I just saw the Blindside
and Michael Oher is my new hero
but I don't really like Aaron Rodgers' Beard
yeah